Kampua Talk

Note: Got this one from an e-mail forwarded to me by a friend. Take it with a sense of humour okay?
Q: I have heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it…don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up […]

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Because they are going to drag you down to their level of stupidity and beat you with experience!
That is life lesson number one. Number two: Blood is thicker than water, no doubt, but some blood is so cold that it makes no difference!
Number three: Uncivilized and uneducated people are normally big headed and […]

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Be scared! Be very scared now!
I heard on the radio this morning that Malaysian is a superstitious lot. You’d agree with me that these are the top 6 superstition that Malaysian is fussy about:
6. Carrying a lucky charm
In a way or another, people are carrying a lucky charm in their wallet, necklace, car, bedroom, house, […]

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Another day of the year that a lot of suckers will be slaughtered left, right and center for the over-priced roses, chocolate, stuffed toys, meals, etc. Even the balloons are not spared.

Three months of continuous festivals and events, aren’t you guys tired/broke? Why do you think there was not much enthusiasm to celebrate Chinese New […]

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That was what the air steward said when he asked me to take more packets as he distributed peanuts to the passengers on board the flight from Sibu to Kuching this morning (yesterday actually, ‘coz it’s past midnight at the time of typing).

I almost asked him, “So, you are only generous when it’s CNY lah???” […]

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