Kampua Talk

Too many blonde light bulb jokes they are getting lame.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also […]

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Yea, yea, I know I’ve been slacking in updating my blog. Let’s see what I’ve done so far…

Watched Transformers 2 THRICE in the cinema since it’s premiere.
Played badminton almost every week.
Ate durian for supper almost every night.
Deposited some hard-earned cash into Fixed Deposit at Lim Kok Thay’s empire. Don’t ever play Texas Hold ‘Em Poker […]

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You know when lawyers go to court they have to wear this white curly wig like in the dramas/movies?
Guess who introduced them? The same people who introduced the tie - French! The wigs, a French fashion, was introduced to the English society by Charles II around 1660. The English legal profession initially disapproved of the […]

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In front of the doorstep of my office…

A sight gory enough to make one of my colleagues puked her dinner the previous night. Nah, just the breakfast.

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Time flies and with a blink of an eye, I’ve been working with this bunch of people for slightly more than 3 months already. I can practically categorize them into different groups. I’ve blogged about one of my colleagues before (remember Monica?).

The Complainer
The Complainer complains about anything in the office. From a wrong fax sent […]

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All the questions shares the same answer.

Why do you work?
Why are you working so hard?
Why must you look for a job?
Why do you need that piece of crap degree?
Why must you enter the university?
Why must you get straight As?
Why must you study hard?
Why do you gamble?
Why do some people turn to crime?
Why people borrow from […]

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