Kampua Talk

Too many blonde light bulb jokes they are getting lame.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also […]

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Try saying this fast!
Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watches switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch witch?
Thumbuddy thelp me unthangle my thung!

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Sidenote: CNN solved MJ’s ghost in Neverland mystery. So there’s no MJ’s ghost to begin with?
Did you read the news? It’s back to Bahasa Malaysia AGAIN!!! WHY!!! So that the kids’ English will get worse and those retired English teachers will still be in business? *stared at STP*
Here’s an excerpt from the article […]

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Note: Got this one from an e-mail forwarded to me by a friend. Take it with a sense of humour okay?
Q: I have heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it…don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up […]

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A picture paints a thousand words. Be warned, this post consists of two thousand and forty five words (minus the Hahahahaha! at the end of the post)

“CAUTION: 92% of guys say they washed. 34% were lying.”

Wonderbra - The Original
Now where can I get this? Hahahahaha!!!

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