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Guess how much is the horse power of this BMW 7-series?
No, no, no! I’m not talking about the car! I was walking towards Pavillion with Alvin when we came across a road sign

*puzzled* How come Malaysia got horses crossing the road one? Now that reminded me of the million dollar why-does-the-chicken-cross-the-road question. Why do the […]

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WWH - the Man, the Husband and the Father, eat full too free came and tagged me. I thought he was just pulling my leg but it turned out he was as serious as one night stand LOL!
So all I have to do is answer all his questions with a one-word answer only. I just […]

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When I was young, my mom would tell a bedtime story before my brother and I went to sleep. But I cannot remember if the story of the Ant and the Grasshopper was told by her or I read it in a children’s story book. I think it is the latter.

Anyway, just in case some […]

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For every ‘normal’ webpage like your blog and mine, there are five porn pages.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
“Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Ewww!!!

When swans go on a date, they’ll […]

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My reaction: O_O!!!
According to the news here, there was a claim by a federal deputy minister that some students were sniffing chicken shit droppings to get high if they could not get glue. The said students were from Sarawak. What the fish?! I mean I do not deny that Sarawak people are creative and innovative […]

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Dick and Porsche

A mouse and an elephant were walking through the jungle when suddenly the elephant fell into a pit. It was deep and steep and jumbo couldn’t pull himself out. The mouse went off to hail the first car that came along.
In a while a brand new Porsche came roaring along the trail. The mouse waved, […]

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