If Women Ruled The World…
Mar 3rd, 2009 by Clare
All toilet seats will be nailed down
Bigger parking space for women
Carlsberg will make beer especially for women and its going to be PINK!
Black & Decker would come up with a special edition hammer/screwdriver set
Instead of the dull bowling alley, it would be beautifully decorated
Meter on your dashboard would not be numbered
White House would be painted PINK and be called the Pink House.
Shopping would be considered an exercise.
Little girls would read “Snow White and the Seven Hunks”
Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
Men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.
The best of all is:
PMS would be a legitimate defense in court! 
Anything you’d like to add??? 
And the toilets would all be blocked with sanitary pads!!! Hahahahaha!!! The beer bottle looks purple leh?…And the bowling lane would be at least half its length…and the speedometer would be blank! Women never look anyway! *runs and hides…..
Oh yes! I agree with the blank speedometer part. Women really never look. Sometimes they can leave the signal light on all the way, so scared to drive next to them, who knows where they are going. Summore women normally assume you can read their mind and expect you to nio them (me exception lah…I chiong nia) Hahahahhahaha!!!
Ummm….because they never go beyond 30 kmph……… LOL!!!
Oh, you haven’t seen some women drive. More hiong than guys but no law wan, drive like idiots…
Ummm….because they never go beyond 30 kmph……… LOL!!!
Change liao la… No need comment twice. But quoting a known comment whore, “Never mind. That would add another comment.” Bahahahahhahahahah!!!
There will no State Assembly held under a Rain tree in the car park ( cos it’s too hot )
There will be no unemployment cos the whole country will never have enough traffic police to run around cos of traffic jams accidents and what not.
All shops will open 24 hours.
Hahahahahaha!!! Thinking like a woman, eh?
Me and my friends will migrate to the moon…hahahahahaha
That will make the women happier lor like that…Hahahahahah!!!
Pardon my ignorance..but what is PMS ???
And the followings will be added to the Civil Law Act as additional grounds for divorce:
(i) failing to bring her for holidays or
(ii) failing to give her a full body massage when she request and for the purpose of this sub-section applying body cream DO NOT count or
(iii)failing to pluck her armpit hairs or etc etc…you want more..hahahaha
P/s. Don’t be too harsh on your reply ya hahahahahaha….
PMS = Pre-MENstrual Syndrome. Wah! That’d be unreasonable grounds but knowing women…oh well. Hahahahahhaha!!!
You’ve got a stalker cum spammer… Hahahahahaha!!!
Make that two. Hahahahahhaha!!!
Hmmm…who’s the comment whore? Lucky got us stalkers and spammers, otherwise…no comment liao! ROTFLMAO!!
Hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!
If women ruled, I want pink toilet papers,pink plasma/LCD,… pink currencies coins/dollars….tax deductible benefits for hair saloon treatments,manicure/pedicure,movies,the list is just endless…..designers shoes….dresses…LOL!
Wah! *applause applause* These are by far the best suggestions. Hahahahaha
Wished I didn’t ask….well at least stp knows what it is now…hahahahah. Aiya..stella broke the duck liau…otherwise it’s S&S day.
Why you wished you didn’t ask? Hahahahahahahha!!!
and woman would be called Husband and man WIFE…Washing Ironing F#$@ing ETC. joke..joke joke….
Woman go out to work and put food on the table, roof over the head, clothes on the back, etc…man become the housewife…hahahahahhahahhhahaha!!!
The Argentinian white house is really the pink house
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this was pretty hilarious!