One of the women magazines that I religiously read has to be CLEO. I have never failed to get myself a copy of CLEO every month, even better if I were in West Malaysia because it’s cheaper over there. Of course, I do read some Autocar, Topgear, HWM, FHM or Hypertune magazines which my chipmunk bought.
My favourite section in CLEO got to be Q & A section which is also well-known as the Aunt Agony column. Q&A Sex never failed to make me laugh. This month, one question asked by a reader has to be THE CHAMPION of them all:
Q: Will I become fat every time I have sex due to the air that goes in as my man’s shaft goes in and out?
If I were to answer that, I’ll say:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough* Excuse me. I can’t help it *serious face* Well, the answer is YES! You will become fat each time you have sex because your man is pumping air into you, like an inflatable doll. If you do it frequently, you will eventually become bloated with air that you will not be able to move. Your man has to roll you to move you around.
If you continue to have sex when you were in that state, you will blow up into pieces like a balloon because that’s the stretch limit of your skin. Remember, your skin shares no similar characteristics with the balloon. After that, the bits and pieces of your body will self-combust due to the air that got trapped in them which turned into toxic after being in contact with skin cells for too long.
At the same time, your man’s penis, or shaft if you prefer to call it, will fall off because of your trapped toxic air as well. And yes, he’ll become a eunuch or transvestite, whichever career path he chooses, or both - eunuch by day and transvestite by night! - your friendly neighbourhood ah gua superhero!
To prevent the air from being kept in you and made you fat, make sure you insert a finger into the vagina and swish it around after sex. It will dislodge or confuse the air, so the air will go the other way (the entrance) instead of going in. Therefore, no air will be kept inside you and hence you will not get fat. Hope this help you a little bit 
PS: Like, seriously, did you go to school or your momma dropped you on your head when you were a toddler?
Wow, I didn’t know that… thanks for the sex lesson. No wonder the girls I fark get fatter and fatter.
Bahahhahhahhahahahahha!!! Too much air, man, too much air.
Can you be any serious than this???!!!! What is wrong with that girl’s mind??? I salute her!!! LOLX!!!! Unbelievable!!!!
Your answer pawned!!! Haha!!!
Oh yes! This and the other question never failed to amaze me: I swallowed my man’s cum, I’m scared of getting pregnant. I’m so worried. What can I do?
You can add this:
Don’t worry! If you keep farting during sex, all the air will go out through your arsehole so you will not grow fat! ROTFLMAO!!!
So, eat a lot of onions and garlic before sex! Bahahahahahah!!!
What????…almost couldn’t believe what I read….Geee…thanks anyway cos now I know my woman is safe ..no wonder she always farts while on the job….save for a few times when I almost faint after she had a feast of onions and durian ……..and while doing a 69…hahahahahaha.
….well they say laughter is the best med.
Bahahahahahahahahaha!!! When you can’t believe what you read, most probably it is unbelievable! But yeah, there are still people who ask this kind of question. I couldn’t comprehend why also
….Btw the Eagle is the symbol of USA. Dove the symbol of peace….and the United Nation has chosen this bird to symbolise birth control… It’s the SWALLOW.hahahahahaha.
And their slogan is:
CumCome, just SWALLOW it!It’s not healthy to hold your farts anyway cos they travelled up your spine and eventually into your brains. That’s where the Shity ideas come from…Happy farting.
Pooooooooootttt!!! Pffffttt!!