Phofehsional Blogger
Jan 13th, 2009 by Clare
It is beyond my understanding that there are still people who blog in English language so elite that I don’t think even Mr. Arthur Wee understands. Today I’ll attempt to blog that way, compiling quotes into a blog post. Here goes (spelling is original, no typos):
Now is 21 genaration edi, why he still like babyhood leh…promise things go to do, dun say easy…if talk sure go to do…why??? Why me got this life, why my life is like that??? Why some people always dun want bring brain come out…this afternoon, customer come to our company bcoz we gv him a cheque got some problem…then he SCOLD SCOLD…scold us how to do a clerk…spelling also wrong, but we cheque it no problem o…say us make him no free, talking all no good word…WTF…Shit! Shit! Shit!…look where got shit go eat la…hey, cool down ya…dun want make yourself badmood if not no pretty edi…(talk with myself)…
But I see my son I happy edi. That day I buy 1 swimming pool…afternoon, go my son playing…they so funny, with my youngest son together…my youngest son so happy and very funny inside the swimming pool.
So early morning I woke up prepared my things and kids things. Today I meet with my son god mum and god sister today. But today very unlucky, that car tyre pongcet…then I call Simon, ask him help me change tyre…when he help me change tyre time, you know what happening…that spay tyre no suit that car…OMG!!! Why today very unlucky…but also lucky Simon help bring that tyre to shop repair.
My son god mum very happy to look my son, but my son don’t know find them…coz fewness to saw them. After that my father say want bring my son go to The Spring with mind family together…so happy and so funny on this day…many people taken photo and buy Chinese New Year stuff…got sale but me no buy anythings coz brings my kids go…I look 1 unit bag, I will go to buy it…we shop until 5pm, is very tired…but my child is very happy, let me know how be do a mummy…hahaha!!!
After we go take dinner at Sushi King. I reach my home 8pm, then my hubby say want to look doctor, coz sick edi…then fetch him go to look doctor…always don’t want docile, everyday late sleeping then drink drink drink (beer)…
Reach my home 10pm, check my partime business. Anyone interest buy clothing or you want buy to your girlfriend…gals want pretty go this wedsite…can order at (insert some wedsite). Haiz..1 weeks my mum birthday…Just now, I received my best friend msn…she told me move to hospital edi…bcoz want birth liao…then I try to call her, havent call yet.
After help my son change clothing, gv him drink milk then gv him sleeping…is very tired today…sleeping…zzzzz…
I give up! Really champion lah these people *wave white flag* It took me whole morning just to blog in elite English. I better get back to the broken English that I normally use lah. I think my brain has depleted.
i worship this person. ha ha
Hahahaha!!!
*elite english mode*
i think he direct translate from chinese
he cut out all preposition
geng!
It’s a she. And yes, she directly translates word by word from mandarin to English.
Nowadays I don’t like short-form anymore
Don’t know why, just hurt my eyes… Not bad, still manage to write so much!!!
Me too! Don’t like to read short-form, they are so irritating. It just shows that the writer is so damn lazy to type them in full.
salute salute salute!!!
bow head!!!
Baahahahahhaha!!! I salute her also
OMFG!!!! Lolx….
Exactly my initial reaction too
I actually understood the whole thing. So the saying that .”.The secret of comminication is to understand and be ungerstood.” is true.
Hmm…this coming from a wise ol’ man…oooppsss!!! ROTFL!
funny-la you.
but how about internet lingo?
can you accept it?
Hahaha! I try not to use internet lingo because it’s a bad habit. Imagine typing your report in internet lingo. I think my boss will do a triple somersault if he received that. On the other hand, I find internet lingo quite annoying