Kampua Talk

That was what the air steward said when he asked me to take more packets as he distributed peanuts to the passengers on board the flight from Sibu to Kuching this morning (yesterday actually, ‘coz it’s past midnight at the time of typing).

I almost asked him, “So, you are only generous when it’s CNY lah???” […]

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KA-BOOM!!!
DONG DO-RONG CHIANG DONG DO-RONG CHIANG!!!

HAPPY

CHINESE

NIU

YEAR!!!

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Chinese New Year is only 3 days away - YAY! - and I’m excited not because of the celebration (I’ll not be celebrating CNY this year though) but more to the long holidays And you know CNY is only around the corner when everywhere you go, you’re asked, “Already buy CNY clothes?” more than […]

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Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language apart from the word “Fuck”. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the […]

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THE CHAIRMAN (THE BOSS)

He normally chairs the meeting (duh!) and wants to know about everything that is going on in the company and hence he needs reports from every department of the company. He wants to know that you have done your job properly but the unwritten rule is he expects more, i.e. more money […]

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If you worked with colleagues like mine, you’d either be pulling your hair out all day long until you become bald or be entertained to no end and laughing your ass off, depending on whether you are pessimistic or optimistic. I choose to be the latter because I’ve grown out of the circle where pulling […]

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