If I Were A Boy
Nov 21st, 2008 by Clare
“If I were a boy even just for a day
I’d roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted
And go drink beer with the guys…” -BEYONCE-
I’m sure quite a number of you have listened to this new Beyonce song which is playing a lot of times throughout the day through your favourite local English radio station. And this post is Beyonce’s-If-I-Were-A-Boy inspired.
So, what would you do if you were a boy for a day?
I’d…
- pee standing!
- get kicked in the balls, so that I’ll have the answer to the unanswerable question: “Which is more painful - giving birth or being kicked in the balls?” because no one can experience both.
- eat like a guy and not be branded as a pig. (Bahahaha! I eat like a guy even when I’m not a guy
) - think about sex every 2 minutes
- play Counter Strike/DotA/Command and Conquer/Warcraft and see what’s so exciting about them apart from the foul language
- check girls out (I am doing that already as a girl anyway)
- cut my hair short - Mohawk-style!
- wear comfortable footwear (girls’ heels/shoes are never comfortable, trust me!)
- go fishing. (What’s so interesting about that?)
- not shave my armpits/legs/arms (not that I have hairy arms and legs anyway)
- go to a strip club
- burp loudly
- fart loudly
- watch football at the kopitiam on a big screen with a hundred other people, drink beer and cheer or boo loudly together-gether
Err…what else ar? I can’t think of anything else at the moment Have a nice weekend ahead!
Use foul language?…But you do that too hor? LOL!!!
Like that still so-so only. Have you heard ‘em kids shouting vulgarity referring to their mother’s nether region, at each other at cyber cafes or at kopitiams?
*scratches scratches*
HAHAHAHAHA! Be a boy, oogle at chicks lah!
Neh, got mention already wor!
all that you could also do as a girl too… except get kicked in the nuts… you can pee standing, but it’ll leave a lot of mess after
No thanks! Pee standing, as in aim correctly without leaving a mess.
u can hv fun with a gay guy or be a gigolo for a day haha
Good idea! But I’ll choose to be gay than a gigolo. Hahaha!
Hmm interesting post. Is this a prelude to the”I’ve decide to get a sex change” post.
Nah, not going to get a sex change mate! I like guys and don’t want to be gay…LOL!
You already act like boy, I am afraid to say…
What the f….?!! You say that again I’m going to shove something big and thick up your …… BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
Just kidding, dude!
think about sex every 2 minutes?? Aiyooo!!
Some researches said so and a lot of guys confirmed it ler LOL!
you forgot to mention ta fei kei lah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ya hor! Guys can ta how many times a day ar?
one more very important thing u have miss out………
talk c**k!!!!!!!!!
wakakakakakaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mind my foul language clare…
Oi, girls also talk cock mar…never mind your language here lar, you’re a guy mar
er…have mustache…and beard?
“lay Counter Strike/DotA/Command and Conquer/Warcraft and see what’s so exciting about them apart from the foul language”
– i play 3 of the games mention above..hee hee hee..
” burp loudly, fart loudly”—seriously….u can’t control these two when they want to come out loudly..
I don’t think you can grow that much of a mustache or beard in a day though. Alamak! You different lar, play those games since light years ago. Hahaha!
walk around in my boxers
eat all i want
have guys’ day out to see what they say and do without the girls around
flirt with girls i hate and dump them like a muthaf****r
go for circumcision to see how does it feel like
try to be the president of a country
try to be the president or CEO of a huge ass company
(yes it is hard for ‘little girls’ to be in a white male dominated world even with the same capabilities face it)
play rugby
Not all guys are like as u described..vulgar, rude, perverted and waste their time in cyber cafes playing games or worship sports…
Did I say all? No need to get so defensive geh…
if i were boy…i wanna b a good boy,with a purely lurve..i wanna says romantic words 2 my gurl…….but,,it juz a dream..i never b a boy… im a gurl!!! n still b a gurl!!