The Lost Mojo
Oct 26th, 2008 by Clare
I lost my blogging mojo!
That’s number one. Two, now that more and more people are reading my blog, I was asked to be careful of what I write. Eh, write crap also need to be careful kah? It’s not that I’m writing anything political, religious or anything sensitive, is it?
I was also told that those ‘more and more people reading my blog’ are people from church! A. K. A. mom’s friends, mom’s friends’ friends, friends’ mom, friends’ moms’ friends, etc A. K. A. (some) very conservative folks A. K. A. (some might say) holier-than-thou folks. So I was told not to disclose things in my blog. Like what? Myself in bikini? You wish, right?!
Oh, so now aunties and uncles are reading my blog so I must not simply blog about anything anymore lar?! Oily food is banned from being reviewed here because it might cause obesity and high blood pressure, seafood is also banned from being reviewed because it might cause your cholesterol level to shoot up off the chart, sugary food is banned as well because it might cause diabetes, so on and so forth??? Are you kidding me???
Hey, I’m only 23! And I’m supposed to write things that are suitable for senior citizens or those around retiring age (No offence, Arthur, you’re excluded! 
) ??? I’ve toned down the vulgarity/profanity as well as the staying away from social-political scene, what else do you want?
C’mon! I pay for my website and webhosting. That means I pay for every word I typed here. Also, I pay for every word YOU type here too! (Oh, this sentence is meant for some idiots, that will be a topic for another day) You see, I can’t satisfy everyone all the time. And I cannot write to suit your age! If you have any problem with the way I write, *point to the red button on the top right hand corner of the browser window* just click it! Simple as that.
At the end of the day, again, I must say that I cannot satisfy everyone everytime. This is MY blog, remember?! I can fart whenever I want, scratch wherever I want, poke at whatever I want. Someone ‘famous’ once said, “If you don’t like it, you can get out of here!”
What the heck is with “Don’t simply write anything”?! Did I? For all you know, I only write mundane crap lately. Maybe…OH! That’s what you meant by ’simply write’ huh? You mean, I must write something intellectual lah?!! Why didn’t you tell me earlier? What the f*#@!
*inhale deeply and count to 10*
*exhale*
Okay, done ranting! Now, I’m hungry! What’s for dinner?
PS: Oh, I know some of my friends’ mom do read my blog and they are liberal about what I wrote. I’m grateful for that! *wave at Aunties* 
i curse, i talk bad about anything and everything, and yet, i still dun give a damn about readers… u should have not giving a damn attitude too… and write your heart out… he he
Hell, YEAH! High 5! *piak*
your mom’s friends from church? hehehe…erm do i know them…some of them maybe? *hello*
(in case they read this but then again i don’t know if people still remember me. i always have a feeling that people don’t. anyway, it’s not about me :p)
yeah! go ahead and write what you want. it’s interesting! it’s you! you ain’t have to cater to them gurl be yourself! and the copyright thing before this. email her and tell her your disbelief of her disregard for your intellectual property! give her a chance….it’s just her first time (hopefully). and she some what did you good too…nah? take care and try ‘mojo searching’…it’ll come back
Oh yes! You definitely know them! Maybe all of them! LOL! Will tell you more when we meet
PS: Your mom reads my blog too
Talk about being attacked left, right and centre. They criticised my posts - too long, boring…my photos - too small, so blur…and complained that I post on food all the time and when I do not, they do not bother to comment. I’ve seen other blogs with nothing but texts…some very long and not a single photo. Yet nobody complains! I think my blogs drawing in the wrong kind of people… Let’s just do what we want and they can shove their two-cents’ worth up their a**es!!!!
Too long? I find them too short ler…sometimes syok reading suddenly ending liao. Grr! Geram these people…like to complain so much and they are wondering why God let them live so long. LOL!
now that you have aunties & uncles reading your blogs you can blog about things they use lor..like retirement homes lah, sanitary pads lah, funeral parlors lah & cemetery plots lor!
Good idea!
Bahahahahhahaha!
Heh, my p.p. said it is better I am being real than being a hypocrite. First p stands for parish, next one, you know lah. So, I take that as the passport to be real lor.
He gives blessing liao mah. The rest boleh pigi mati lah.
Oh yes, definitely! A lot of people claimed to be holier-than-thou because they go to church at un-God-ly hours in the morning everyday/week and once they stepped out of the church their attitude totally changed, summore so thick face dare to try to ‘advise’ people wor. Grrr! Cannot stand this kinda people but they are a lot of them at my church.
So, why want to be hypocrite just for the sake of face and for people to see right?
u know what ???? SCREW THEM!!! just keep on doing what you do best, do whatever makes you happy..dont let anyone stop u frm doing what u like. heck, its ur blog and urs to write..this is the thing abt sibu ppl, they browse thru once and then go arnd telling ppl abt somthing with their own misled understanding while adding salt,sugar and pepper and kabamm they come up with this really kick ass story..i just dont give a hoot anymore… sibu ppl needs to grow up! sad..sad…
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hi clare
cant help but to click on your site from suituapui. and yes, i do agree with you that. people do critizise my blog as well…too much crap, too much rubbish, too many photos…..what the hell. this cannot, that also cannot……at first i gave in, but alas! i told them to shove off and gave them the 3rd finger. but i do take in those positive ones, and ignore those idiotic ones….anyways, i think your posts are cool. cheers and god bless…..
Hi calvin! Thanks for dropping by. Do come by again some time. You are right. Ignorance is bliss! LOL!