You’re Pitiful
Aug 26th, 2008 by Clare
This song is a parody to James Blunt’s You’re Beautiful. Weird Al Yankovic is the name of the brilliant guy who did a lot of parodies to songs like Michael Jackson’s Beat It (Eat It!) and a lot more catchy and funny ones. If you’re too free, go to YouTube and watch them all. I think “You’re Pitiful” is really funny and it’s better than the original James Blunt’s! 
My life is brilliant
What? Was I too early?
Sorry. You wanna start over?
Keep going? OK. Now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain’t impressin’ me
You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful it’s true
Never had a date that you couldn’t inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well you just can’t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you “Farty Pants”
But you always have a job
Well I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful it’s true
You’re half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you’re playing Halo 2
No one’s classier than you
La la la la la la la la la la la la LOSER!
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful it’s true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you’re 42
Guess you’ll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you
wow, he is good man!!!
briliant!!!
I know!!! Smart guy! But that guy in the video is not Weird Al Yankovic. You should see the original videos by Weird Al, apparently he has not done the video of this song yet.
I like the other happy breakup song. From Taipei to Beijing. It’s on YouTube, it’s the Flaming Lamborghini song I told you I liked. Finally managed to track it down and update my post with it.
You’re not singing about me, are you? ROTFLMAO!!!
I don’t see anything similar to you also. LOL!