Kampua Talk

Quote of The Day:
Let’s turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?

…in Langkawi…

…you would purchase a lot of liquor and started to drink like there is no tomorrow. A couple of years ago, on my virgin trip to Langkawi with a bunch of friends, we bought too much liquor that they were a couple of bottles too many to be brought past custom. Since we were there for a vacation, we decided to let our hair down and finished up the excessive drinks.

The drama started after 2 bottles of Absolute vodka and halfway through a bottle of red wine…

A fight broke out!

They were arguing whether the guy on the right went to the toilet or not. You see, the rule of the game was “no one goes to the toilet” or when you come out, the punishment was you must drink 2 cups of vodka ONE GO!

Learn how to persuade an almost KO-ed friend to drink up!

Basically it was quite easy because the almost KO-ed friend was so drunk that he did not know what he was doing You can even ask him questions, any question, and he’ll answer you honestly! Alcohol is a good lie detector (TM) for some

Shouting “TIMBER!” as he collapsed with a big smile on his face holding the guys’ room key was the most priceless moment!

But they took matters into their own hands and resorted to bullying!

The KO-ed guy was immediately dragged into sitting position and forced to down another 3 cups of vodka! Poor Raymond!

They proceed to persuade our already-drunk female friend. For some reasons, she got some rashes on her neck and arms after drinking. She KO-ed in no time seeing how drunk she was.

Seeing that almost everyone had passed out and not feeling satisfied yet, they proceeded to be a little bit experimental…

Guy-on-guy action! *gasp*

You do not want to know what happened next. Let’s just say that the pictures I had are not appropriate for general viewing

One for the album

The guys who were not drunk (except for the black shirt one) had a threesome ROTFLMAO!!! And I got to watch them LIVE

I was getting all dizzy and my speech started to slur but I was still able to take pictures of the whole drama. The senget (slanted) pictures are due to my unsteadiness. I couldn’t help but to fall over and start laughing after each picture

Oh yes! This was how the almost KO-ed me look like.

Nothing wild happened that night. Seeing that two of us girls had passed out, the guys tucked us in and went back to their chalet next door where they continued their quest for extreme drunken-ness to be featured in the Guinness Book of Records, which they failed miserably when the guy in black shirt threw up! Bwahahahahaha!

That was the one and only time when I drank too much