The F Word
May 10th, 2008 by Clare
Warning!
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word “fuck”. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, “fuck” falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (A fucked B) and intransitive (B was fucked by A).
It can be an action verb (A really gives a fuck), a passive verb (B doesn’t really give a fuck), an adverb (B is fucking interested in A), or as a noun (B is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (B is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I am late for my date with B!).
It can even be used as a conjunction (B is easy, fuck she’s also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word “fuck”. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
- Greetings
“How the fuck are ya?” - Fraud
“I got fucked by the car dealer.” - Resignation
“Oh, fuck it!” - Trouble
“I guess I’m fucked now.” - Aggression
“FUCK YOU!” - Disgust
“Fuck me!” - Confusion
“What the fuck…?” - Difficulty
“I don’t understand this fucking business!” - Despair
“Fucked again…” - Pleasure
“I fucking couldn’t be happier.” - Displeasure
“What the fuck is going on here?” - Lost
“Where the fuck are we.” - Disbelief
“Un-fucking-believable!” - Retaliation
“Up your fucking ass!” - Denial
“I didn’t fucking do it.” - Perplexity
“I know fuck all about it.” - Apathy
“Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?” - Suspiciom
“Who the fuck are you?” - Panic
“Let’s get the fuck outta here.” - Direction
“Fuck off!”
It can be used in an anatomical description: “He’s a fucking asshole.”
It can be used to tell time: “It’s five fucking thirty.”
It can be used in business: “How did I wind up in this fucking job?”
It can be maternal: “Mother fucker!”
It can be political: “Fuck Dan Quayle!”
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history…
- “Fuck the duck.” -Walt Disney-
- “How the fuck did you work that out?” -Pythagoras-
- “Any fucking idiot could understand that.” -Albert Einstein-
- “Why? Because its fucking there!” -Edmund Hilary-
- “Scattered fucking showers my ass.” -Noah-
- “I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.” -John F. Kennedy-
fucking brilliant! Hahahahaha!!
Hahahahaha! Brilliantly fucking!
wakakakaka!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn fucking funny!!!
KAKAKAKAKA!!! Eh, my souvenir ler? *extend palm*
i thing i’ve heard this somewhere!!
it was a prof or a teacher explaning the word FUCK to his student.
what makes it funny is the fact that the prof@teacher explains it with his thick indian accents!!!
damn fucking funny!!!! (ooPPss heheh)
And some people who can’t spell make a fortune out of it!!! Fcuk them!!!!! LOL!!!!
Yalor! Hahahahaha!
all these fucking is making my ass sore!
Hahahahaha!!! Rub some cream lor…
this entry should receive an award
*WWH bought edi Clare’s souvenir… but how is WWH going to give it to CLare???*
fucking fuckilious entry.
Why POKE cannot be use arrr? For eg….
What the POKE is wrong with u!!!
Mother POKER!
POKE the duck!
Any POKEING idiot can understand that!
& so on & so forth!
Have a very nice & pokeing day!
He! He!
One can find Adam Sandler’s explanation of this word in a song … or rather an explanation with some background music hehehe .. the title - uses of the word fuck
Oh yeah! Now I remember! Hahaha!