Kampua Talk

Sidenote:

I am a GRADUATE! *kissing the ground, singing praises to God* HALLELUJAH!!!

PS: Was supposed to post this on the 25th April but something happened (I got stuck, remember?) and got me tulan so I stopped halfway! 

Someone held a very sharp axe against my throat threatening to chop my head off if I don’t do this today (25th April 2008). With my fingers trembling, I typed furiously on the keyboard, trying to get this done as soon as possible (30 minutes was given) before he chops my head off!

DO YOU PREFER…

1. To watch or participate?

It depends on which situation that I am in. Some people prefer to participate in a threesome, but some people prefer not to get their ass dirty so they just watch and wank furiously! (Oi, Cocka, which wan you prefer? HAHAHHAHAHA!!!) However, I prefer none of the above, thank you very much! Eww eww eww eww eww!!! I prefer to watch 22 grown men in shorts chasing after a ball than to participate. Same goes to other sports. But can you watch and participate at the same time? I know I can. Pressing the buttons on the remote control (yes, it is a sport!) and at the same time watching sports!

2. Malls, catalog shopping, or the internet?

If you are asking about shopping, definitely going to the malls! You can be picky and fussy about the items that you are about to purchase. You can choose the best out of the many items displayed in the shop. Choosing a Transformer couldn’t be more fun if you just pick the thing from eBay or anywhere else! To date, I have 4 Leader Class Transformers toys, hand-picked from Toys ‘R’ Us! The experience and feeling is priceless! No, I am not going to let you molest touch my Transformers *sticking tongue out* Buy it yourself!

3. A bath or shower?

Both. They give different feelings though. But I normally shower. A soak in the bath tub with a good book once in a while is great!

4. To talk to people by telephone, in person, or by e-mail?

If I know that person well enough, “Come let’s go lim teh!”. If I know that person well and he/she is not physically near me, he/she is just a call away. If that person is very very far away, bumping into him/her on MSN is nice. E-mails are used only on formal matters, like complaining, writing to The Star, being informed for winning a prize, etc. My letter was published in The Star newspaper before, wei. Don’t pray pray! Nah, here’s the link! Kampua, anyone?

5. Typing or writing?

When I do my assignment, thesis, write letter, resume and blogging, I type lor. When sitting for exam, bo pian have to write lor. Same goes to filling up forms.

Now, I want to tag, whoever that reads this post! You can choose not to do it if you don’t want to, but Cikgu Suituapui must do this tag! This is an order! Muahahahahahaha!!! (Saja want to torture STP!)