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If I Am The Teacher, I Will Vomit Blood Before Killing Myself

Apr 8th, 2008 by Clare

Posted in Engrish, Education, Funny, People, Interesting | 11 Comments

11 Responses to “If I Am The Teacher, I Will Vomit Blood Before Killing Myself”

on 08 Apr 2008 at 6:31 pm1zewt

hahaha… so HK-ies are… quite imaginative eh?

the AK 47 part really got me! hahahaha….

Yeah! Too bad he made too much grammatical mistakes, else the essay would be an interesting one!
on 08 Apr 2008 at 9:43 pm2alexallied

MORE MORE MORE!

Wait for my supplier to send them to me
on 08 Apr 2008 at 9:45 pm3jun

LMAO!!! Seriously, this kid imagination is so fascinating. And ‘weapon of Jesus” is “FU”??!!!! ROTFL!!!!

BTW, what was the teacher comment? Can’t see it clearly.

The teacher wrote: “Not realistic enough. This should be a descriptive piece of writing.”
on 08 Apr 2008 at 11:44 pm4Cocka Doodle

This must’ve been a student of Suituapui. *grin*

I am not surprised lor!
on 09 Apr 2008 at 9:33 am5wuching

HAHAHAHAHA why the teacher failed him? it made it into your blog leh! HAHAHAHAHA

Hahahahahah!!! Too many mistakes gua…
on 09 Apr 2008 at 1:26 pm6suituapui

Now you know how we teachers suffer!!!! Ours even worse!!! This is more like what I saw the kids in England writing. Very creative, very imaginative…but spelling and grammar atrocious!!!!

PS: Hey, Cocka!!! If that one my student, already dead lah!!! True or not, Clare??? LOL!!!

Yeah! I’ve read some of what my friends had written when in school, so funny can die. They tried to use big words but don’t know the meaning so the essay became so funny! LOL!
on 09 Apr 2008 at 9:00 pm7clement

not realistic enough~!

suituapui… what’s the worst composition you ever marked?

Can ask suituapui to write a post about that lar
on 10 Apr 2008 at 12:03 am8Mackartny

The worst composition that ever marked by STP is the one that was writing by me….. hahhaah LMAO…

Are you sure?
on 11 Apr 2008 at 1:57 am9wong

Interesting story indeed… See, the teacher even happily correct his mistake too I wonder why I never thought of those when I was studying… Sigh…
on 11 Apr 2008 at 11:56 am10alexallied

I like the way he explains and elaborate the Weapon of Jesus (Fu), he even drew it out and shout out those Spells.

Man, I think he watched too much movie, as for all HK people I think.
on 13 Apr 2008 at 3:30 am11bongkersz

sure give point to the student. he/she is quite creative haha! no need good english, in future he/she wants to make a movie in hollywood, just hire a scriptwriter with good english do for him/her kakaka!

No wonder HK movies are quite creative hor…