Kampua Talk Cock
Mar 13th, 2008 by Clare
[Picture me eating Kampua Mee while talking to you]
I tell you hor *waving chopsticks* BN will not stay in power, even though it has been denied 2/3 majority, if not for Sabah and Sarawak. It is true the fact that Sabah and Sarawak has BN winning majority of the seats. You think BN will still be there making headlines today if they are not in power? I bet they will. Denials mar! Anyway, I’m happy that Zam’s out! YAY! Continue to discard the bad element, gambateh!
*munch munch munch*
Sorry I forgot, no political/elections talk! Anyway, I think I should be job-hunting now. Going to graduate in the mid of May. I still don’t know what to do - what job I want to do, which field to choose, where to look (I know Jobstreet, JobsDB, etc, I don’t mean these), etc. Don’t feel like working yet, but I need money. *drink soup* *slurp* Sigh! Come what may, I shouldn’t be so choosy since I have no working experience whatsoever.
Since last year, I have been to places that I can never imagine I would possibly go. Like dining at Sarawak Club in Kuching, Mandarin Oriental Hotel in KL, that sort of places. Last year I went to Sarawak Club for the first time for dinner. They say that Sarawak Club is one of the most prestigeous clubs in Sarawak and being given the opportunity to step into the place was like Tarzan goes to town, never mind dinning there.
We had (clockwise from top left) black pepper beef, kangkung, roasted chicken, shark fin soup and (middle) the best buttered prawn that I have ever tasted! Detailed descriptions and bigger pictures will be updated in my food blog soon.
*slurp Kampua into mouth and munch*
Let’s see the updates on some of the bloggers in blogosphere. Alvin has not been updating for so long. Lilian Chan *make mental note not to address her as ‘Auntie’* has been updating as obnoxiously as usual. Bongkersz has gone BOTAK! He camwhored in his blog. Botak Bong insisted that he shaved his head due to BN being denied 2/3 majority as a new start but I still think he putus cinta lar! He and Cibol do not live together anymore, how sad! Wakakakaka!!! Cibol is missing in action, last update was 11th March. Bengbeng is busy pimping playing host. Monkey is busy staging strategies to take over the world *cue of ‘Pinky and the Brain’ theme song playing* My dear Nicole has gone to KK (I also want to go!!!) Timothy is busy winking at leng luis in the hope of scoring some hot chicks getting more ads for me and other Nuffnangers and preparing for the upcoming Nuffnang activity, Pajama Party. Wuching has gone into hiding in the hope of rising again as Darth Vader. Zewt is coming back soon. Adrian is also MIA, has he joined the dark side??? Suituapui…I have no idea what he is up to. Eating? SMS-ing? You take a wild guess.
*waving chopsticks again*
This morning, in The Star newspaper, I read about this Azali Azlan kid scoring 21As in his SPM. Twenty-freakin’-ONE A’s!!! He sapu all science and arts stream subjects! Wah! So kiasu can die! So impressive! Come to think of it, what’s the point?
I saw another funny news in The Star Online yesterday. Hotels and entertainment outlets in PAS-led Kedah are making ‘adjustments’ to suit the unprecedented political environment. A top hotel in town has removed its beer till at the coffee house. Some hotel is reviewing its dress code for the staff. Yeah, I rolled my eyes until they got stuck at the back of my head. Summore hor, got some trader even said, “I even expect to sell more tudung from now”. And my eyes got stuck permanently at the back of my head!
*burps*
Ok, I’m full liao!
OMG, thank God you’re full already!!!
*runs*
Why lar?
Hemmm!!!! U forgot to mention while u r shoving kampua into ur mouth & waving chopstick & talking with ur mouth full u r also sitting cross legged yoga style in Sibu kopi shop!!!
Yes! I actually did saw such a young lady doing that in Sibu!
What job u want??? Well I suppose u can apply for the job of ‘wife’!!! Then when u r really good at the job of ‘wife’ u can upgrade to ‘mother’!!!
Many young tycoon in Sibu looking for ‘wife’ u known! I am very sure u r well qualified!!!
He! He! I better run quickly! I can see one plate of kampua flying through the air toward me!!!
Yoga style? No lor, I usually put one leg up and hold my knees with my arm one, and selipar on the floor…neh, the ah beng style. Kakakaka!!! Young tycoon in Sibu ar…Hoo Chew nerng ar? Mai hoo chew nerng! Hoo chew nerng jing jo ah…Hahahah!
the political talk took my eyes of the results… 21As????
that is freaking unbelievable..!!! i wanna speak to that guy and see how he speaks! haha!
I don’t expect too much lor…
*WWH wiping all the tangling kampua mee from his face!!!*
Don’t waste lar, just eat them. Bwahahahaha!
lol.. yeah 21a’s… thts crraaziee.. 100 % sure got called up by bank negara to be sponsored overseas.. malay sumore… our malay ministers would be so proud he will be able to do anything he wants now… he can even go to the moon if he wants .. HAHA!
Moon? I’m thinking of something closer to home. Like Syariah Court’s High Judge or something? He took so much Islamic studies subjects lar. But 21A’s…what’s the point hor?
wei! where I went into hiding? you must be drunk with kampua liao hehehe
No lah. High on Kampua only. Kampua overdose, have you heard?
Don’t expect too much, zewt! Among “other” things, just take a look at the subjects he took!!! Would probably qualify him to become a religious leader.
Gosh! Clare! U’re so lucky!!! U’re getting out of there in the nick of time!!! I can imagine…going on a date - u sitting on one side of the cineplex, your Al…(Oops!!!) on the other side. U and Al…(Oops again!) going shopping, and u have to check out in different lines. Separate bills? Code of dressing? It doesn’t worry me! My daughter dresses like Mother Teresa (Oh dear! Hope she doesn’t read this!!! LOL!!). And shampoo sales will rise too, I guess!!! Those that will prevent itch in the hair???
Hey, I was thinking the same thing - religious leader! Hahaha!!! I dress like the Arabian women in the
shitholeuniversity lar. Oh, and good news is, I will be getting out of that place way earlier than I had expected. La la la la la!!!BTW, Suituapui…eating? Smsing? Gosh! U think my life is so pathetic hor??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! You’re probably right!!!
Aboden? Apart from the mentioned, what else are you expert in? Teaching? Oh, you’re retired!
i am not so busy playing host that i cannot come to yr bloglah
Oh hi!!! Walao eh!!! Sampai hati you!!!
Eee…surprise! Surprise, Clare!! Bengbeng still remembers us, lesser mortals in Sibu! Got KL bloggers in town…eat here, eat there, eat everywhere - not even once ask stp!!! Sampai hati lah like dat!!!
Yalor!!! I thought he was too into
pimpingplaying host liao until friends also forgot dee…Boycott Bengbeng!!! Psst! He sure freak out. Bwahahahahaha!!!damn kiasu, 21 As… for what?
next PM? haha. what putus cinta? pandai pandai jer.. funny thing is i posted up the photo, suituapui, bengbeng and some of you thought it was photochopped!!!!! muahahahahaahah!~