From A Taxi Driver’s Perspective
Mar 10th, 2008 by Clare
Where do you want to go? Oh, down to KL, great! That is just where I am heading to as well. Come in! Come in!
So have you voted? Which party you vote for? Don’t like that lar! Come tell me, who you voted for? Oh, really! So you mean, you cannot vote here ar? Too bad, too bad. I just voted this morning. Me? Early early I already sent a rocket flying loh!!! Too bad you cannot go back and vote. That would be two votes less for the rocket lor. Hahaha!!!
Who is so stupid to vote for the scale here??? We are not stupid you know! You see, educated people and uneducated people are different. Educated people like us of course vote for rocket wan. Yes, the scale can bribe us with all the money they have but we are not stupid. You give me RM50 to vote for you, I’ll say ‘OK! OK! I vote for you!’, I’ll pocket the money and vote for rocket also you don’t know what! We are not stupid, you say correct or not?
You people from Sabah and Sarawak different story lar. The scale give you a few packets of rice, give you money, give books to your kids then they got your vote already mah, so easy. Right or not?
You know, the fei chai contesting for Bukit Bintang wan, full of promises. Crap only lar! He doesn’t know how to talk also. Very competitve this time, scale and rocket 50-50, hard to determine who will win. Last time ar, you remember 13th May incident? Were you born yet then? I don’t think you were born yet. 1969, born yet? No, right.
Last time, that day I was playing mahjong nearby when it happened. I was still young at that time. It was really bad. Luckily you were not born yet. I am 70 this year, what else I haven’t seen yet? All the lies, the dirty tricks, all I’ve seen. I’m not stupid, you know.
Where you want to stop? 7-11 there can? OK! RM13 lar. Thank you ar!
Every taxi driver is a political analyst. RM13 from where? U’ve been conned or have those smart asses raised the fares?? U should have paid him RM10, and say u are charging him RM3 for enduring his endless ranting!
From The Curve to Pudu Raya with jam here and there on the way and RM13 is much less than what was shown on the meter. He wasn’t ranting, he was merely sharing his thoughts on the political situation in the country. Well, I actually enjoyed listening to him talking.
Haize, so disappointed by Sarawakians. BN won a lot in rural area that I have nothing else to say because they have limited access to the outside world. But Sibu, Bintulu, Miri also won by BN!!! I’m speechless. Especially, Sibu people! When they want to wake up???!!! Waiting for the Kiss of The White Prince ar? Like Sleeping Beauty? Please LAR! BN won’t kiss us Sibu ppl de lah! They only lick our asses when election want come nia. Wake up LAH! Stupid ANGRY with sibu ppl.
Hmm…Next election, you go and contest. I sapot sama you! Blogosphere sapot sama you also.
AR! Clare so sorry for double posting. Pls help me delete the 2nd one. So sry. Thanks ya.
Done
“Siput” people here still not wake up yet, they still don’t want to wake up in fact. They still in their dreamland hoping durian runtuh on their heads! We need to wait at least 10 more years for the SIPUT to change their mindset!
hahahahaha… he must be chinese… pocket the money and betray…. chinese way of doing things…
Wise old man!
Itu majiam pun boleh!! Gua sapot sama lu ah!!!
Malaysia Boleh mar, so apa apa pun boleh lor!
clare, cepat pergi bertanding! aku sapot sama lu!
Terima kasih! But no thank you…tanding sama Robert Lau ar, tak rela aku…Hahahaha!!!
Ko…kokoko
Kekekekeke!