Berpantun on Valentine’s Day
Feb 14th, 2008 by Clare
Roses are red, violets are blue
Valentine’s Day, roses sangat laku
Orang yang ajak bukannya satu
Tak tahu pilih kao peh kao bu.
Semua harga naik hari special ini
Fully booked semua restoran di sini
Cinema juga, gua beh tang kua hi
Pigi mamak order indo mie.
Boss restoran ketawa nampak gigi
“Kayalah aku malam ini!!!”
Boss kedai bunga pun cakap begini
Laughing to the bank esok hari.
Kereta banyak di toll Kerinchi
Traffic jam bukan main lagi
Honk sikit sibuk tunjuk jari
Kena belasah sampai tak sedar diri.
Couple couple di sana sini
Dapat roses nampaknya happy
Lepas makan, tengok movie
Cinema penuh, tengok horror movie.
Boyfriend boyfriend teruk mia rugi
Nak impressĀ girlfriend sampai no money
For the rest of the month kena makan roti
Tak serik serik, next year buat lagi.
[Inspired by Cocka’s Tahun Baru Main Judi post.]




am I the first to comment?
I feel so honored of my dear friend
very sorry & happy valentine’s day didn’t mean to offend
my pantun sucks but it’s ok coz I’ll make amends
waseh …
it’s very true of what you said
looking at the prices i can just go drop down dead
but sometimes you just dun wanna look bad
oh what the heck just buy la before she got mad
jam here jam there
that’s normal this is Kl
i know sometimes it’s so much to bear
hope next time i come it will all turn well
happy valentine to you dear clare
i have no chocolate also no teddy bear
flowers also don’t have that’s very rare
namind maybe next time .. I’m afraid i might give ur bf a scare
Happy Valentine’s Day
Write a poem lar. I know you talented wan! Happy Valentine’s Day
cilaka, semua blog pun berpantun,
aku pun kena berpantun,
apa syok ke main pantun-pantun,
lagi syiok cintan-cintun,
why cibol give pantun in english,
but really impressive dude, ish ish,
i only can write rubbish,
with a mix of the infamous manglish,
what the fish!
First commentor Cibol namanya
Terrer muzik tiada tandingan
Pantunnya sucks siapa yang kata?
Happy Valentine’s Day kita ucapkan.
She got mad because you tak beli
Harga mahal dia tak peduli
She loves you not but your money
That means money-minded lah si gadis ini.
Traffic jam in KL perkara biasa
Kereta banyak tapi saiz jalan masih sama
Semi Value goyang kaki tak buat kerja
Harga toll naik, dia kutip sahaja.
General erection is around the corner
Have you registered as a voter?
Do the right thing when vote for a leader
If vote for the wrong people your country is a goner.
Bongkersz rupanya terrer berpantun
Tentulah syok berpantun-pantun
Kalau tak ingin nak berpantun
Pigi lah tengok cerita cartoon.
Pantun English dan BM pun Cibol pandai
Compose lagu pun dia pandai
Main guitar kat tepi pantai
Lagu jiwang dia bantai.
U people eat full full too free hay? *Laugh*
Aboden?
Wah….so honored to be inspired by me
Come, Clare be my Valentine malam ini
thank you for dropping by & comment tadi
please datang banyak-banyak kali!
Welcome Cocka yang datang pertama kali
Gua ada selalu pigi visit blog Cocka, really
Your post tickled me pink ‘coz very funny
Thanks for dropping by, sila datang lagi.