A Story Of A Man - Fictional
Jan 18th, 2008 by Clare
Last week was my birthday and I did not feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and wish me “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said “Good Morning”, let alone “Happy Birthday.”
I thought, ” Well, that’s marriage for you. But the kids, they will remember.”
My kids came bouncing down the stairs to breakfast and did not say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat disappointed.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said, “Good morning, Boss! And by the way, happy birthday!” It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o’clock when Jane knocked on my door and asked, “You know, it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday. What do you say, we go out for lunch, just you and me?”
I replied, “Thanks, Jane! That’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day! Let’s go!”
We went to lunch. But we did not go to the place we normally would. She chose a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane asked, “You know, it is such a beautiful day. We don’t need to go straight back to the office, do we?”
I replied, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?”
She said, “Let’s drop by my apartment. It is just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I am going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.”
“OK” I replied nervously.
She went into the bedroom and closed the door. A couple of minutes later, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids and dozens of friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.
And I just sat there…
On the couch
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NAKED!
Lead us not into temptation!!! And it was Eve who tempted Adam with an apple, right??? LOL!
Hahahahahhahah!!! True. True.
ados!!! hancus!!!!!!!!!!!!! nothing more can be done!!! gone case!!! habis!!!
Kantoi!
wod the heck?! bad luck haha sighh so kesian him
Hahahahahhaha!!!
LOL!!!! OWN3D!!
so everyone had one big orgy party!
hahahahahahhahaha
A case of wrong interpretation (may be not exactly the right word to use) ….. not a typical ‘men-style’
btw …. I am from Sibu too .. ex Tung Hua
Hello! Welcome! Welcome! Thanks for dropping by!
HAHAHAHA! Now thats a good laugh on Monday morning for me. Man, this is totally busted… but as wuching pointed out above.. it may get interesting afterward
That’s very embarrassing ! Hahaha
Yalor!