Funny Stuff About Sex And Life
Dec 19th, 2007 by Clare
- For every ‘normal’ webpage like your blog and mine, there are five porn pages.
- Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
- A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
- “Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Ewww!!!
- When swans go on a date, they’ll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
- There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. (I bet a lot of you guys want the job!)
- In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
- An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
- In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!
- The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
- The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharoah Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
- The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
- 25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
- Some lions mate over 50 times a day! (Who wants to become lion in the next life?)
- 85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
- People spend about 2 weeks of their lives at traffic lights!
- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
- In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears cannot flow down their faces!
- If the population of China walked past you in a single line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
- To “testify” was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
- The Chinese ideogram for ‘trouble’ depicts two women living under one roof. Why hor?
- A single individual, Dr Lieven P. Van Neste owns over 200,000 domain names! And you are already jumping up and down with only ONE domain name!
- On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
- The average life expectancy of a toilet is 50 years.
- In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies.
- The word “politics” describes the process so well: “Poli” in Latin means “many” and “tics” means “blood-sucking creatures”
- Adolf Hitler had only one testicle. (He got one huge ball!)
- In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman’s private part through a mirror.
A cock can mate over 300 times a day.
Oh. THAT cock! LOL!
# People spend about 2 weeks of their lives at traffic lights!
- only 2 weeks ? sometimes it seems like it takes forever for the lights to turn green
# On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
- hm.. donald trump also had his first son born on the day i was born, in the same hospital
# In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies
- that must really hurt, but tday, it hurts even more cause instead of plucking slowly, wax first then rip the whole thing in an instant imagine the sting and the pain.. ouch! good way to punish rapist in malaysia, wax their whole body,castrate then leave them to die, survivors will then be hung in public..butt naked!
#1: I doubt that also.
#2: So you are Gilbert Trump?
#3: Good way to punish rapist in Malaysia, rotan them 50 times one go! Have you watched the video of how the prisoners kena rotan? So good you know! They could not sit properly for 1 month! LOL
those are helpful info but my blog has no porn leh
You don’t need porn wan lah
Also…some studies suggest one out of every 10 children is not the biological offspring of the man officially recognized as the father!
Dude, are you serious?!
haha.. the lions’ very funny,..
HAHAHA!!!
yay yay yay!!! this definitely cheers me up for my night shift!!!
You are welcome!
Hmm.. go n put some porn in my blog
*wait and see*
the rotan hurts so bad that some of them even faint after one canning.. then they let them rest for a day for another rotan.. imagine if you were to sentence a 50 times rotan.. lol this would take 50 days… damn!
That would teach them not to rape people again. Also as a warning to rapers out there