Posted in Funny, People, Interesting on Nov 21st, 2007
Element: WOMEN
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
Boils at room temperature
Freezes without any known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter, if wrongly used
Sweet if given proper treatment
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive […]
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The world of matrimony is divided into two categories: the hen-pecked husband and the cock-pecked wife.
Everyone knows what does it mean by hen-pecked husband. But cock-pecked wife? Literally means the same thing as hen-pecked husband but instead of the husband, the wife is the victim here. However, cock-pecked wife can have a double meaning - […]
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Posted in Malaysian, World's Stupidest People, Cartoons, Pest, Information, Sarcastic, Thoughts and Musings, Places, Interesting, People, Event, News on Nov 19th, 2007
The antiques of certain Malaysians never failed to get me off the chair. The spirit of Malaysia Boleh sometimes amazes me to the point of being spooked (pardon the pun). Let’s see *counting on fingers* - Zakar-ria and his Zakar-land (zakar in BM means penis, ria means happy), Wave Da Keris, Yo!, Lingamania and his […]
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I am referring to the headline in The Star Online today [**update: I mean, yesterday. Blogged about this at almost midnight] that screamed “King Displeased Over Claims That He Backed Illegal Rally“. Really?
I thought the Agong just did not say NO to the Bersih rally. And they interpreted that as a green light? How uneducated! […]
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It happened at the beginning and the end. It was painless at the beginning. It was not painful at the end but it sure had some reactions. Boys had one. Girls had two.
Of course I was talking about…
INJECTIONS! (What were you thinking?)
Remember when you were in Primary One when you were given a jab? Some […]
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If you think you are save behind Facebook or Friendster or MySpace, think again. A poor chap by the name Kevin Colvin was stupid enough to get his ass busted by Facebook.
This piece of interesting news was sent to me by Nicole and I think it is too good not to be shared with my […]
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