They Went All The Way…
Nov 23rd, 2007 by Clare
To the toilet. To stalk some couple. Making out. In the toilet. And busted them.
Before I proceed, let me show you a snapshot of an e-mail I’ve shamelessly stolen from my friend, Foo Kiat’s blog.
Reference:
Kachi 1= An off-campus residential college in UUM (where Foo Kiat stays)
Kachi 2= An all-female residential college near Kachi 1
UK= Unit Keselamatan (sort of like security)
Mona= Cafeteria of the college
Obviously, this e-mail was sent by the principal of the college to all the students residing there as a warning to them. “Be scared now!“, “We are watching you!“, “I will follow you!“, “Wherever you go, beware!” etc
“…saya bersama felo kita dan pengetua Kachi 2 telah berjaya menangkap pasangan bercinta di dalam toilet lelaki, di Mall…“
Congratulations! The headlines for the press will scream “Couple Busted In The Toilet In UUM” or maybe not. UUM is already so famous for all the wrong reasons. Maybe they will spare the free publicity this time. I guessed they must be bored out of their mind to stalk on the couple as Manchester United was not playing that night. I think it is such a waste to pay them high salary because instead of settling more important issues around the campus, they went snooping around the campus trying to catch couples making out. Oh? This IS an issue? I see.
The couple was stupid enough to get their asses busted because they know blardy well that every square inch of area in UUM is a sacred place where holding hands is strictly prohibited, never mind making out. Rent a room somewhere outside the campus, 20km radius at least!
“malamnya…saya menegur sepasang pelajar berbangsa India yang study di cafe kat Mona yang sedang menepuk2 manja bahu teman lelakinya…“
Yes. In this shithole place, you cannot touch your of the opposite sex, not even a square millimeter area of your skin. You know, the sperm from the male skin will swim into your skin and make you pregnant! And the sweat produced by the sweat glands under your skin act as lubricant to make it more likely for you to get pregnant!
“semalam pula…seorang pelajar berbangsa Cina datang berjumpa saya, kerana kes kantoi nya menunggang motorsikal berlainan jantina…”
Oh yes! Riding together on a motorcycle will increase your possibility of getting pregnant because more area of the skin of your arms are more likely to touch the opposite sex. And hor, prolonged skin contact will increase your chances of getting pregnant because more sperm will be able to swim through your skin!
“berpegang2an dan membonceng motor berlainan jantina tidak dibenarkan sama sekali dan adalah menjadi kesalahan di uum untuk semua kaum. tidak ada khusus untuk mana2 kaum.” - this was the part of the e-mail not shown in the shot above.
Yeah, right! For all races, you said? Oh, and if not for the genius who mention ‘race’ here, I wouldn’t have noticed the above text mentioning ONLY Indian and Chinese! Of course, I noticed, DUH!!! For your information, I personally witnessed a number of Malays riding on motorcycles with the opposite sex throughout the semester. Always the same couples.
How about those Malay couples dating at the motorcycle sheds at night? At the cafe? I saw them ‘menepuk2 manja‘ their boyfriends on quite a number of occasions. I even walked behind a Malay couple holding hands all the way to the Mall. Why is nothing being done here? Why only the minority Indian and Chinese got busted? Why did you have to mention the races ‘India’ or ‘Cina’ when quoting example? Oh…I get it, there were more Malays being busted but the cases were all being swept under the carpet to protect their image. And when only ONE case of the Chinese or the Indian got busted, the news were being spread and circulated around the campus as a warning to the other students. Ahh…that explains it!
“kami ucapkan setinggi-tinggi penghargaan dan terima kasih kepada pemberi2 maklumat (identiti dirahsiakan atas sebab keselamatan) kerana menyelamatkan kolej kita semalam dari dosa maksiat…harapan kami, agar selepas ini, lebih ramai yang berani untuk memberikan maklumat untuk menyelamatkan kolej dari menjadi sarang maksiat.”-this part is also not visible in the shot above.
I bet my arse that those ‘pemberi2 maklumat‘ were jealous of the couple and decided to avenge against the couple! It was final exam season and why on earth were they so free? Maybe they were bribed rewarded with grade A in their final exam for their effort. This is like asking the Mat Rempit to become the eyes and ears of the law!
Instead of doing all these nonsense, why don’t do something beneficial for the society or looking into more serious issues like misuse of university fund, power abuse, fair and clean campus elections, extortion, etc? Oh? Man.U not playing tonight? I see.
diu!.. this type of principal also got wan meh.. omg.. what a horror… i mean like wtf did he only mention about chinese and indians, maybe he knws we are already sick of hearing malay couples got caught red-handed making out or fornicating so he makes it a point to like make this issue a big deal once chinese and indian got caught so he can bring them down together with his own race.. how could he stoop so low as to spread a gossip email like that to tarnish the good name of other races… this is so despicable… he deserves zero respect from anyone.. SOB!
I have nothing against them having their own larangan (how do you call it in English again?) but taking this to this level is sickening. These kind of people is what I called the extremist, trying to be mightier than the Almighty, you get what I mean
Because they have the special priviledges compared to us, remember? And we shouldn’t question over their special priviledges including holding hands, etc. DAMN!
Oh, yea…I forgot about that!
yeah, i agree.. obviously they are taking matters into their own hands which i strongly believe they shouldn’t. i mean if those non-muslim were to make out in public then they have enough reasons to catch them, but if they were to do it privately, i dont see any reason why ur college authority should go to the extent of stalking them into the toilet and then catch and defame them, the college should learn that people of other religions need not apply to their religious rules.
i only got one thing to say…principal of the uni wrote that? the language is fucking horrible.
should circulate this via e-mail.
awareness is everything.
Everybody’s language sucks to the max at my uni. Mine has dropped from heaven to hell if you know what I am talking about
This is the quality of tertiary educators? Are they running a taleban’s shithole or a university?
omfg…mampuslah bolehland!!!
Its shithole university actually
DOUBLE STANDARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BETUL!!!
lol.. you can get the full letter from me lar..
Haiyo, inspiration cannot wait mah. Hehehe!!!
hehehehehe…no money for a room ah?
Toilet more sexciting mah…
The nation needs to change it’s mentality and learn to embrace a better way to solving such problem. It’s not appropriate that they should make such BIG a deal about it. I just don’t get it. Having living abroad for three years, it’s depressing to read or hear about such cases when in actual fact there are a whole lot of other more obvious problems to be solved and to improve within the country. We are centuries behind some leading countries and I don’t see the chance of ever catching up because we’re so caught up in telling the nation how appropriate behaviours should be like. What’s wrong with a simple act of holding hands? Is that more sinful than not wanting to mix and intergrate with people of other races? Well, that’s what the majority of Malaysians are like abroad. They don’t mix with people of different races back in Malaysia and they don’t mix with people of different races abroad! They bring their mind-set abroad, try to tell you what’s the right and wrong behaviour that you should abide to and go back with the same mind-set. The only thing that’s different would perhaps be the accent! At the risk of digressing; the mentality of most Malaysians are not made to be mature enough to embrace the fact that unless you have sex publicly or do anything that involves touching private parts including women’s breasts, it’s perfectly fine to show affectionism to the one you love! We are made to think it’s dirty when actually it is NOT. The only thing that’s dirty is the thing that’s going on in the head of the ones who see it as something dirty. Otherwise, it’s perfetly fine… except for the couple in the toilet. I bet they’re in the category of people who’re attracted to taste the forbidden fruit due to all the pent-up frustration of being restricted to doing whatever other people should not meddle into in the first place. Let them do whatever they want to, no one individual or group should burden themselves with whatever sins those people want to commit. It’s their problem anyway let them handle it. Like what my Russian friend says “MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!”