Kampua Talk

Stupig Monkey tag me with this stupig tag and quickly ran off. Bear with the rubbish ya, this rubbish tag is so damn long I almost fell asleep doing it.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
   How to name one when everyone laughed together-gether?
2. What were you doing at 0800?
   In Dreamland with gorgeous hunk! Yumm!
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
   Having Sarawak Laksa and Ham Sandwich!
4. What happened to you in 2006?
   What happened to me?
5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
   DAMN! That girl is so damn FAT she cannot even walk properly!!!
6. How many beverages did you have today?
   Teh See Peng
7. What color is your hairbrush?
   Orange
8. What was the last thing you paid for?
   Food
9. Where were you last night?
   Sarawak Club - one of the most prestigious clubs in Sarawak (Damn kembang!)
10. What color is your front door?
    Glass door what colour ar?
11. Where do you keep your change?
    I eat them!
12. What’s the weather like today?
    Ask the weatherman lah
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
    Chocolate!
14. What excites you?
    MONEY! Lots and lots of them!
15. Do you want to cut your hair?
    If you pay me to cut my hair, I’ll consider.
16. Are you over the age of 25?
    Still underage!
17. Do you talk a lot?
    Do you even need to ask?
18. Do you watch the O.C.?
    O.C.? Oggy and the Cockraches? Funny cartoon
19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
    Blindfold me before I throw a dart, the probability of hitting someone named Steven is 0.6
20. Do you make up your own words?
    A lot.
21. Are you a jealous person?
    Jealous those billionaire got a lot of money lor…
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
    Ay! (Pronounce as ‘EH’) - usually used to call friends mah!
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
    KNN!!! (used to curse people only)
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
    Unknown - I fehmes what!
25. What does the last text message you received say?
    ‘Free or not? Let’s go lim teh now!‘
26. Do you chew on your straw?
    Straw? What straw? Oh, you mean the long long plastic thing you use to sip liquid? I swallow them with the drink, I thought they are edible decorations.
27. Do you have curly hair?
    No.
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
    I have no idea
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
    Neh, those clowns you watch in action during Parliamentary meetings lor *runs*
30. What was the last thing you ate?
    Sarawak Laksa and Ham Sandwich
31. Will you get married in the future?
    If I can see the future I will be richer than Bill Gates liao lor! Stupid question!
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
    Red Line (Hot exotic sport cars, hot babes…all in one!)
33. Is there anyone you like right now?
    Now when will this stupig tag ends?
34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
    Long time ago…
35. Are you currently depressed?
    No.
36. Did you cry today?
    No.
37. Why did you answer and post this?
    Stupig Monkey tagged me and will not stop bugging me until I do this okay! Now shut up!
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
    Don’t want!

Have a nice weekend!!!