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Dick and Porsche

Oct 22nd, 2007 by Clare

A mouse and an elephant were walking through the jungle when suddenly the elephant fell into a pit. It was deep and steep and jumbo couldn’t pull himself out. The mouse went off to hail the first car that came along.

In a while a brand new Porsche came roaring along the trail. The mouse waved, they got out a rope and dropped it down the hole. The Porsche towed Jumbo out, Jumbo thanked him, and he drove away.

A while later the mouse fell into a hole and couldn’t climb out. The elephant dropped his dick down the hole, and the mouse climbed up it.

The moral of this story is:
If you’ve got a big enough dick, you don’t need a Porsche.

Posted in Animals, Adventure, Funny, Interesting | 10 Comments

10 Responses to “Dick and Porsche”

on 22 Oct 2007 at 5:43 am1nicole

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on 22 Oct 2007 at 8:25 am2wuching

aiyo…i better cancel my order then..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
on 22 Oct 2007 at 10:06 am3adrian

Like dat also can ah?

Can…
on 23 Oct 2007 at 11:56 am4jam

I think both porsche and big dick will make the best combination!
on 23 Oct 2007 at 3:59 pm5MonkeyWong

Dammit, are u saying u like big d … oops, i shouldn’t say that
on 24 Oct 2007 at 1:34 am6CY

Erm… Shouldn’t the elephant be dropping his trunk instead?

If this is right, then the new conclusion is: If you will drop your trunk, you don’t need a Porsche xD
on 24 Oct 2007 at 8:00 am7zouk

if the elephant is Jumbo, what about the mouse ?

Err…ask the mouse…
on 24 Oct 2007 at 1:49 pm8fox

If i have a big dick,i wish to hav a BMW(big mouth woman),lol~
on 24 Oct 2007 at 3:29 pm9keeyit
on 25 Oct 2007 at 10:34 pm10Horny Ang Moh

He! He! Which wan u want? A big dick or a Porsche?

I am a girl so I don’t need big dick. I want a Porsche!