Kampua Talk

It is human nature to ask, ask and ask. The annoying thing is people love to ask personal things about you which you hate. A lot of times, people over-stepped the border and stuck their nose into your privacy. Nosy people are hard to get rid of. Old habits die hard. One of such nosy people is Aunty Lilian a.k.a. 5xMom and another equally sampat people is none other than my partner-in-crime, why-you-call-yourself-Wuching.

They die die also want me to confess 8 things/questions I dislike to hear from people or else I’ll be cruelly stigmatized!

1. When were you back? When are you going to fly there again? What are you studying again? When graduate? Where you wanna work?

   Usually asked by mum’s friends when they saw me at hometown (my hometown so small only, whole town will know when I am back). Even though they have asked 3rd and 4th questions thousands of times ever since my first year in the university, these aunties just have to ask! They’ll die if they don’t. Where I’ll work is none of your business, you won’t get a share of my salary. Just blardy leave me alone and gossip about so and so’s son or daughter, will ya?

2. Do you have a boyfriend?

   I’ll tell you when I get married. Why? You worry I might forget to invite you is it? I have a tendency to block out annoying people. You ask some more lah then you can forget about it, I don’t want your ang pow either. LOL

3. Man, you eat A LOT! or Why you eat so much?

   Cannot ar? I have high metabolism and I don’t gain weight as easily as some people who can get obese even when breathing, so what do you care? You are not paying for the food also, ikut suka hati akulah!

4. “All our agents are still busy due to over-whelming responses…We will tend to you as soon as possible” followed by annoying advertisements -Air Asia-

   If you have “over-whelming” responses and your current agents cannot attend to all the calls, HIRE MORE PEOPLE, for goodness’ sake!!! Being cut off after being put on hold for too long is not funny.

5. “Can I have a few minutes of your time, ma’am? Actually we are collecting donations for the spastic children home in Malaysia. There will be a marathon for the charity. So, ma’am, can you please spare some bucks for these unfortunate kids?” and proceed to show pictures of disabled/mentally retarded/disfigured kids.

   *choke on food* Why you people always have to do this when I am enjoying my lunch? How do you expect me to donate if you are killing my appetite by showing me all the pictures? You ask from me once in a while is still acceptable, I’ll donate. It annoys the hell out of me when you people come to me with the same thing EVERY time I am having my lunch! If I donated all the time and went broke, who is going to help me? Some more hor, some of you can’t even pronounce the word ’spastic’ and ‘cerebral palsy’ properly, you think I believe you ar? And don’t address me as ‘ma’am’, can?

6. “Miss, we have Streamyx promotion for this month, only RM77…”

   Improve on your service first before doing all that marketing! Whatever promotion you have is worthless if your service -customer and internet- remain sucky as ever! Change your front line, they are a useless pile of shit! Don’t ask me to upgrade when you have not done all that.

7. Why you write so much controversial posts? Land yourself into trouble only. Guai guai listen and follow the rules then graduate happily lor, why looking for trouble?

   One of my principle of life: Rules are meant to be broken! Enough said. Why can’t I write controversial issues when the problem is so obviously huge? You mean I must not mention things that are swept under the carpet? But the bulge under the carpet is getting bigger that a lot of people tripped and fell. Not mentioning about an issue does not mean that the problem is not there. This is my blog, I pay for every word that I typed, if you are not happy, boleh blah!

8. Why do you like playing with boys’ toys? (Referring to my leader class Transformers)

   Is it written on the box or anywhere that the toys are meant for BOYS ONLY??? If not, then shut the hell up.

There, hope I don’t get stigmatized. Here are a list of those who are freed from being stigmatized as well:

Ogre the caveman
Janice this is a miracle
Trinity from Rooms of My Heart
Rinnah from It’s all about the spin
Giddy Tiger
Paris Beaverbanks
5xMom
Devil Wuching

Clare of Kampua Talk

This is not the end yet. I want to stigmatize the following people:

Jam
Adrian Lee
Jeremy
JiNG
WWH
Horny Ang Moh
Kok
Clement Wong

Do the tag if you do not want to be stigmatized! *evil laugh*