USA vs China: Shit Bomb
Sep 7th, 2007 by Clare
When I was shitting in the toilet with random shitty thoughts, this question pooped popped into my mind out of nowhere:
Have you ever wonder why the United States of America does not dare to provoke China?
You see, all this while we heard about America’s invasion on this country and that country because of yadda yadda. Hardly ever have we heard of them attempting to declare war on China, never mind mentioning about it.
Imagine the following scenario:
Say, IF, some president of the USA are gutsy enough to disturb China. What do they have to fear? They have the most powerful weapons/bombs/missiles/whatever-you-call-it. One press of a button can, God forbid, destroy the whole world, never mind China. But why the USA still keep their hands to themselves?
One obvious reason, just out of my random thought, is that the USA knows blardy well not to touch China even though they have all they need to conquer the republic. USA could easily over-power China even in a no-weapon war, judging from their body size, forget Yao Ming for a moment. However, let us not forget that the Chinese has their ancient-old Kung Fu that can easily defeat the ang moh in a blow (remember Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Samon Hung and the likes? Shaolin Kungfu?). Oh, I nearly forgot. Not all Chinese are like them. Only a handful of the population of China has mastered martial art. Therefore, this kung fu point is void because it does not involve the community as a whole.
So that was when my creativity kicked in. The USA is aware that China is the most populated land in the world. No, of course they are not afraid of quantity. An M16 can kill quite a number of Chinese. What do you think will happen IF China is angry and decided to avenge against the USA?
Each person in China will be asked to shit! Yes, you heard it right, shit/pangsai/berak/da bian/na sai! The military will be on duty to collect a session of shit of each person in China to be accumulated in air-tight containers as not to pollute the country. The shit will be then transported in chopper/cargo and flown all over the USA. The mass of shit will then be released on cue onto the USA.
The USA will sink in the mass of shit. That is not the end yet. Gases released by the rotting process of the shit is poisonous enough to suffocate and kill. I do not have to go into details of the unbearable stench, do I? The ang moh will be swimming and drowning in a sea of shit trying to save their arses. Since the population of China is more than that of the USA, the shit will fill the USA to the brim and overflow into the ocean. There will be no escape for the ang mohs. The pollution - air, land and water - will take centuries to clear which will bring to the mutation of the genes. Hence, will produce shitty mutants with shit head (Buahahahahahah!)
ROTFLMAO!!!
That is why, my friend, I think why the USA better keep their hands to themselves. The deadliest weapon of mass destruction (WMD) is da shit!
No cost incurred for the shit production, no running out of resources, it is all naturale, organic and deadly, if used for the mentioned purpose.
Just a random thoughts on a rainy afternoon. 
lol~!!! wei wei wei.. nice idea le.. you should suggest to Najib our defence minister.. wuakakakaka… really le… i know we dont have as many ppl as china, but can kumpul all our tahi for past 10 years… its enuf to bom at least UK gua?? wuakakakakak you rocks man..
That guy alone is full of shit, he can successfully bomb UK with no problem wan…wakakakakakakaka!!!
Weiha, na sai also can think so much, liha ler u
Hahahaha!!! Na sai got nothing to do after reading the book I brought into the toilet with me so think a lot lor…
u r really creative in this post..it is so funny hahahah
Thanks! This only comes once in a blue green moon
what a funny shit you have here… !!!!!! hahahahaha!! damn !
This is a serious shit lah! Seriously funny!
I came for kampua, ask me eat shit.
Made in china shit somemore. Their quality is suspect woi. shit!
Since made in China product is SHIT, then the shit which is made in China is better to bomb USA with the bad quality…
This shows you need a boyfriend liao!
What the…! Hahaha!
boyfriend?? me can?? ahhahahahaha
Cannot. You dunno how to pilot a plane. Hahahahhahaha!!!
Still the population that counts ma! And you haven’t include in millions and millions of Chinese living abroad!
Exactly my point! LOL!
oh my gosh.. speechless…
Hahahhahahahaha!!!
Got nothing else to say here…Anyway, good luck with that idea. After all, it is an idea and who knows it will be possible in the future. At least, not much of a damage and the place would probably be fertile to grow lots of vegetables after a few years… then Clare will become the enterprenuer to start her billion dollar business thingy. How about that…? Possible..? Seems to be…
Yeah! Exactly my thought!
The Chinese are going to rule the world. Their plan is already in effect; soon all the Chinese shit purchased over here will break down simultaneously, and they will row over her in canoes and beat us down with rocks and sticks. They have enough people to do it!
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Everything that comes from China is shit!
you have a good point China = Shit in every way China is Shit