Tim the Mole, the B*tch and the Boss
Jun 26th, 2007 by Clare
Had dinner meet with Nicole the other day at Marche, The Curve.
We were not informed that Nuffnang bitch boss would join us for the dinner but I had a hunch that he would be there.
When we arrived, there he was, with his infamous mole which could be seen a mile away, the bitch boss, Timothy, was spotted chatting with Nicole.
Approaching them, I asked Tim: “I thought you are SCARILY busy?”
Tim: “Is it?” while doing his signature The Rock eyebrow.
We proceed to order our dinner and let’s see what Nicole our beauty queen had:
Tasteless-looking salad with cheese powder and bread crumbs
Huge sausage… -______-||| Okay, that sound so wrong! Next!
Stealing food from Dom’s plate when she thought no one was looking. “Act natural” according to Nicole. (You learn this first hand from Kampua Talk)
And when the drink that you ordered tasted so yucky (i.e. the combination of orange and honey dew. EEEWWW!!!), you do this:
Another survival lesson from Nicole: “Excuse me, I cannot swallow this” and get a new drink.
Look, dessert!
While the others are having their main course, I jumped straight to dessert! That was when I spotted The Mole and decided to stalk him:
The Mole ordering his sinfully coated chocolate cake dessert.
Back to the table, we terang terang stole a bite of the irresistible chocolate cake from Tim. When everyone was complaining how nice it taste and how little the portion was, Alvin brought in another chocolate cake, to everyone’s delight.
A mini bloggers’ meet would not be complete without cam-whoring session, of course. So, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and welcome our newbie blogger, Jordan:
Welcome to the blogosphere!
And the rest of the attendees need no introduction:
Alvin: This is how successful people pose.
Nicole: PUUIII!!!
Err…Nicole, your sausage look so obscene from the picture…*cough*
Last but not the least, yours truly and the bitch boss. Psst, Tim…PA post still open? *wink*
Somehow after reading this post the only impression got left on my mind is…………. the big sausage!!! It really did remain me of my entry!!! Ha! Ha! Have a nice day.
HAHAHAHA!!! I know this would interest you!
wuah! nicole is hawt but you’re hawter!
*damn kembang* *slaps self and remind myself to stop dreaming*
hah! i’m not sure i can afford to hire a PA ..
eh i don’t have any pics from marche.. didn’t take any remember?
Wah, you can afford a Wii, then can afford me liao,…Muahahaaha!
No no no, I am not asking you to send ur pic, I’m asking you to get your pics from here…
U look familiar…..where did i meet u ar?
Kampua Talk?
Wei, don’t quote me leh…
all these horrible tactics you’re teaching people, how come they seemed to come from me?!!
HAHAHAHAHHA!!! Horrible? I don’t think so! Those are good tactics that you’ll never be taught in school, you know. Be honoured that they come from you
Why no order kampua mien? Looks like Tim is now one celebrity.
No kampua there *disappointed*
Juz wanna drop a few lines regarding Nuffnang!
What are they doing? I had put the code on by blog for weeks, and there is still no ads coming in!
Nuffnang sucks!!
Advertising companies choose the blog, not Nuffnang. Nuffnang only brings the advertisers to your blog and vice versa. So it is up to the advertisers to choose, not Nuffnang.