When stopped by the police…
Jun 16th, 2007 by Clare
YAY! Streamyx Stream-y-ass was finally up at 2am! Phones were ringing off the hook whole day! Only after our technician insisted for them to “send a technician here by 10am this morning, I don’t care” then something was done. F*cking Streamyx Stream-y-ass!!! *shows middle finger*
Anyway, on the lighter side, it’s weekend already! Boss went out for breakfast already - HOORAY! Our technician went with him. Hopefully they went for Sarawak Laksa and tapao some for me, I am craving for it!
Craps aside, what would you do when you were stopped by the cops? Be obedient and answer all their questions? Well, I bet most of us must have a few memorable encounters with the cops, haven’t you? 
These situations were related by relatives/friends/colleagues/the boss and were not related to each other:
Scenario 1:
A friend, KC, told me that there was this one night when his dad was stopped by the police during a roadblock in Ipoh.
Policeman: [rudely] IC mana?
KC’s dad: [shows IC and damn pissed with the policeman’s attitude already]
Policeman: Dari mana?
KC’s dad: Belakang.
Policeman: Pergi mana?
KC’s dad: Depan.
Policeman: ……….
Scenario 2:
Alvin told me that there was once when his friend was stopped by the policeman at another roadblock somewhere. So, after checking his IC and the normal routine…
Policeman: Ada minum?
Driver: Ada.
Policeman: Mari. Test kejap.
*So the friend did the drunk driving test but the result shown negative intake of alcohol
Policeman: Negative. Betul ada minum?
Driver: Ada!
*The policeman repeat the test and the result shown negative intake of alcohol again
Policeman: Negative. Betul ada minum?
Driver: Ada!
Policeman: Minum apa?
Driver: Coke!
Policeman: [gek diok] Pergi! Pergi! Pergi!
Scenario 3:
Alvin’s dad’s friend was pulled to the side of the road by the police and they did the usual routine of checking IC and all that. After finding nothing was wrong with that uncle…
Policeman: [rudely] Pergi! Pergi! Pergi!
*The uncle was damn tulan with the rudeness already and got down from the car…
Uncle: Hey! What is this?! Suka suka you suruh I stop, suka suka you suruh I pergi! I pay your salary, you know!!!
LMAO!!!Have an enjoyable weekend everyone!
@_@…. fuiyo….. how can la.. hahahaha….
Of course can lah!
Wow! I’m glad my post made you laugh. I never thought that my blog can do so much. Hope you feel better. Cheer up!
Ahem ahem… and where is my link back?
*pointing* Neh!
Police : Stop stop.. why you didnt stop when the traffic gone red??
Fren : aiks.. sorry sir sorry sir.. Bagi peluang lar..
Police : aik.. mana boleh.. ( with his hand asking for money )
fren : ( buka dompet ) aisk.. only have rm2 ringgit le.. sorry sir.. bagi peluang lar..
Police : Tu.. Yg merah merah tu apa..
Fren : ini?? ( he take up and its indon rupiah.. )
Police : =.=”" .. pigi pigi..
LOL!!!
A good one!
Sibu to Sibu, can link?
Can…
wooooaaahhh… pway a fool with police ah… they can make life difficult for you… then you will regret.
But if you buat bodoh they cannot do anything what…Unless you are someone with position, and one of your car stickers shows that then they don’t dare do anything.
haha, mata=… gong kia la~
Gong gong kanasai hoh…
Nothing to say 2 them but only @#^%&*!@# = monkey language
Same same…as much as we hate them, we cannot do anything…
Hahahahaha! Funny, but I’ve also heard of policemen not taking “loyar-burukness” too well…so be a little careful…
Yeah, agree with you…
My mother’s incident…
Policeman: Tu lampu merah o…
Mother: Yaya… Saya tau, bagi saman cepat la… Mau balik rumah bang sai la…
Policeman: Pergi pergi pergi…
Very short and smooth… Hahahah…
Smart mother!
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